her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
See more posts like this on Tumblr
#how bizarre #suddenly i find i am a cow #oh well #i'm no cowardMore you might like
hc that sam is fucking TERRIFIED of rides that spin really fast so tara drags sam to the fair…
bad idea.
sam doesn’t wanna seem like a wuss so she reluctantly gets on that one spinning apple ride you spin around really fast with the table inside with the rest of the core four.
VERY bad idea.
chad starts spinning it at breakneck speeds and sam proceeds to
these tags are actually so real of you @dxcinhx
i love how we all collectively agree that sam is the embodiment of a white dad without being a white dad. ALSO ALSO yes shes never screamed so loudly. that was my exact thought before posting!!! everybody just stares at her wildly concerned after like “what the fuck was that”
